Kenyan Man Heartbroken as Girlfriend Dumps Him in Poetic Text, Shares WhatsApp Chat
- A Kenyan man shared his heartbreak online after receiving a long, poetic breakup message from his girlfriend
- Clive posted a screenshot of the WhatsApp message from his now ex-lover, which left him devastated and confused
- Social media users responded with hilarious and supportive reactions, with some offering him witty literary replies
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A heartbroken man has shared his pain online after receiving a long breakup text from his girlfriend.
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The man, identified as Clive, said the WhatsApp message left him devastated and confused as the lady asked for time alone.
“I have been dumped with a long paragraph seemingly written by an artificial intelligence (AI) tool. I feel water bubbling in my throat, I can’t settle or sit down, the earth feels like it’s rotating at a very fast pace,” Clive stated.
The heartbroken man also shared a screenshot of the text with his followers on X, sparking hilarious reactions.
What did Clive’s girlfriend say in the text?
The poetic message began with the lady reflecting on the ups and downs of their relationship, describing it as a stormy sea.
“Hey Clive, I've been staring at the same stormy sea we've been sailing, wave after crashing wave pulling us under. This toxic tide has left me washed up, drained to the bone, and I can't keep clinging to the wreckage,” she wrote.
She likened the endless back-and-forth of their relationship to a faulty lighthouse beam, saying it had exhausted her desire to keep loving him.
The woman explained that she needed to end the relationship and rebuild her life from within, seeking peace without Clive.
“Who knows? Maybe we'll cross paths again when the waters are still and we've both grown sails strong enough for the journey. Or perhaps I'll discover uncharted islands that feel like home. Either way, this is my anchor drop,” she wrote.
Clive’s now ex-girlfriend wished him well, encouraging him to embark on his own journey of self-discovery.
Netizens share hilarious reactions to breakup text
While many sympathised with Clive’s heartbreak, others found humour in the dramatic, AI-like nature of the message.
Ogweyo Otieno:
“Send her this reply: In sooth I know not why I am so sad. It wearies me, you say it wearies you. But how I caught it, found it, or came by it, what stuff 'tis made of, whereof it is born, I am to learn.”
Fafa Munyinyi:
“Heri wewe unaandikiwa AI-generated text, mimi nilisikia rumours kwa kinyozi, 'Nasikia ati uliachwa', and other short stories.”
Erick Sticky:
“At this point, get a gym close by and start hitting weights. Let all that anger burn like fuel as you build some crazy strength. And with every exhale, let that off your chest. That’s what worked for me.”
Gran Duke:
“Thank God I’m not clingy. Nkiachwa naenda boutique, buy for myself the latest Timberland, classy and trendy jeans. You’ll never see me posting or regretting stuff on greenApp.”
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How did Kisumu man lose everything after breakup?
In other news, TUKO.co.ke reported that a young man from Kisumu shared the painful story of how he lost all his belongings after breaking up with his lover.
Fred Nyasoro revealed that they lived together but were not officially married when problems began, forcing him to leave the house.
He did not explain exactly what transpired between them but recalled being left homeless, deep in debt, and devastated.
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Source: TUKO.co.ke
